Randomness Continued

The speed of dark is the speed of light leaving the room. Is, then, light ceding? Since it's so much harder to create light than dark, is not darkness stronger?

Is night vision something you can get better at with practise? If I can't see very well at night, would spending more time in the dark help my night vision improve, or is it something that some people have and some people don't, like good day vision?

Creation is, in my opinion, a misnomer when it comes to human beings. Because, really, we don't create. We transform. Never, in the history of man, has anyone ever 'created' something. That would mean that they had absolutely nothing and then made something. Isn't it more accurate to say that people take raw materials and transform those materials into something new? For instance, no one's ever created a painting. People just take paint, which was made from...I don't know, stuff? and spread it around on (insert medium here *canvas, paper, wood, ceramics). Wah-la! A painting. You didn't actually 'make' anything!

Veronica was talking about ...something that's not really that important today. The story I want to tell is about how she said, "I mean, if worse comes to shove..." which was, of course, hilarious to me. "Did you just say, 'worse come to shove?'" And she looked completely confused, like she didn't know why I was laughing. Then the 'Ah-ha!' moment hit her and she laughed too.


A little known fact: We didn't drop bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. We dropped Chuck Norris.

I blame 'global warming' (in ''s because global warming is a poopy myth [don't laugh at my use of 'poopy.' This is a family friendly blog!]) on vegetarians who are eating all the plants that take CO2 from the air and make it into oxygen. We meat eaters are the true environmentalists! We're eating the cows that produce so much of the carbon dioxide that is polluting our atmosphere.

Boycott shampoo! Demand real poo! (my apologies if I've already shared that little jewel in a previous. I just think it's funny.)

I got myself a wedding ring. It's white gold and the diamond is impressive. I did it because I don't think that married women should be the only ones who get to wear that particular piece of jewelery. I'm liberated! (I'm not a feminist even if I'm making myself sound that way right now) I don't have to wait for a man to buy me a pretty ring! Forget that. I'll just get one myself!