"I'm so miserable without you it's almost as if you were here."
"My stupid jokes were a reflex, distracting them from the fresh waves of confusion I felt with each new battle and each new war. And every time I laughed, I was screaming."
"I'm not your friend. I'm your only friend. I'm a little green, glowing friend. But really, I'm not actually your friend."
"People are stupid. They'll believe anything they want to believe or are afraid to believe."
"When small men leave long shadows, the sun is usually setting."
"What? I've wiped the file? I've wiped all the files? I've wiped the Internet??"
"Sex Pixie!" "Sicko!" "Your mama wears too much make-up!" -Hitachin twins
"Pressure can turn coal into a diamond, but it can also crush it to dust."
"Mine mighty broadsward shall vanquish thy enemy from yonder wicked land of accursed badness!"
"Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it's the only one you have."
"When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging."
And oh so many more. I'll be adding them as I remember them or come upon them.
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